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Spam Names

topic posted Mon, November 1, 2004 - 11:19 AM by  Unsubscribed
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Some of the fake names in spam messages are highly entertaining.

Why, just today both Celebrity K. Undefinable and Outlandish L. Undresses invited me to buy pills online.
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    Re: Spam Names

    Sun, November 21, 2004 - 6:47 PM
    Two new ones:

    - Monarchists C. Celestial

    - Cavemen V. Satanism

    I especially like the second one. I'm guessing that these names are generated randomly from word lists -- which is so Dada.


    (btw, I only get two kinds of spam these days: drugs and "photo cops")
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      Re: Spam Names

      Mon, November 22, 2004 - 3:33 PM
      Great. I once got an offer for v1c0d1n from "Frail F. Unwise". Talk about a dada name that instills CONFIDENCE!

      Thank goodness for effective Spam Filtering software, but at least half of what I get is ads for the same analingus porn site OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER...under a different name each time, of course. Strange, since I've never visited an analingus porn site in my life.

      errr, what's a "photo cops"?
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        Re: Spam Names

        Tue, November 23, 2004 - 11:49 AM
        >errr, what's a "photo cops"?

        I think it's some kind of vaguely-threatening group of people who watch you -- either running red lights or surfing pornsites, I'm not sure.
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          Re: Spam Names

          Mon, December 13, 2004 - 5:30 PM
          Okay, here's another evocative one: Vermin O. Butterier

          Ack! All I see in my mind is a street rat covered in movie theater popcorn "butter"!
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            Re: Spam Names

            Tue, December 14, 2004 - 12:38 PM
            Try this angle: imagine that name with a French pronunciation.

            Fair-mean Boo-terry-A(?) =D

            uh oh...you see what's coming next, don't you? ...it's roDANT!
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            Re: Spam Names

            Wed, December 15, 2004 - 6:44 PM
            Here are a couple more psychedlic names I got today:

            -Lfloella Uquadragenarian

            -Vyvo Nintertwine
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    Re: Spam Names

    Thu, February 24, 2005 - 8:57 PM
    How about Centenary I. Grapefruit? Guess Centenary is just being friendly. The subject line is "What's up? :)"
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    Re: Spam Names

    Fri, November 4, 2005 - 5:58 PM
    I like this one: Droll L. Englishing

    It sounds like a malaprop one of the characters would say on "Goodness Gracious Me"
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