About 10 years ago, I rented an apartment where the leasing agent's name was TINA CASHDOLLAR. (wait for it) Not funny or even unusual, except for the fact that she was incredibly forward and trashy, to the point of insinuating quite unambiguously that she might break into my apartment and lie in wait with her clothes off (this would NOT have been a good thing). Ultra-creepy.

When later relating this story to a female friend, she re-dubbed this person TUNA CASSEROLE CASHBOX, and that name has stuck in my mind like glue for over a decade.