Tribe.net. Local Connections Tom http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/3888561a-9082-41e8-a5ea-1c751e3195cd 2009-06-24T03:19:24Z 2004-12-22T22:45:35Z

<div>Yes, Dick Beaver is a practicing chiropractor in Blairsden, California (pop: 50). Don't believe me? Here: http://www.findchiropractors.com/search.asp?zip=96103 . His sign shows a cute little beaver, nibbling on some wood. Get your mind out of the gutter. <br/> <br/>At least he's not a gynie, huh?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 8 replies </div>

Tom 2004-12-22T22:45:35Z avrellfoxartist http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/73b4b752-d467-4fd4-80c2-3ad33861a340 2007-01-02T01:44:33Z 2006-10-09T07:34:20Z

<div>i live in a very hippy community, lots of funny/unfortunate names here but my fave is apple,her full real name is Happy Apple Bluefeather. i also have a friend who's name is Morningstar Ing,but he prefers to go by his middle name, peter. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 2 replies </div>

avrellfoxartist 2006-10-09T07:34:20Z Tom http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/b227cf8a-cec5-4fbf-90d2-2537f5d382b7 2006-09-11T07:07:40Z 2005-08-03T01:29:43Z

<div>I visited an office where Rita worked. Her last name was Lin. <br/> <br/>It didn't hit me until I saw it written in a roster: Ritalin!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 3 replies </div>

Tom 2005-08-03T01:29:43Z ferocious-pixie http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/5864d626-b392-4dd0-91b3-54b5f7d626e1 2006-08-15T23:52:46Z 2006-01-24T09:02:45Z

<div>found my plumber through a tribe posting. He answers the phone, at different times, 'Rooter Bong' and Bong'. At first i thought his name was 'rooter' and he added 'bong' at the end. Turns out his name is 'bong' and he added 'rooter' when he started plumbing. He said that in his previous job at a warehouse (i think) his work jacket said 'bong' and people on the street constantly tried to buy the jacket... Honestly, i called him over other recommendations because i love the name!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 3 replies </div>

ferocious-pixie 2006-01-24T09:02:45Z http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/a0e412fe-08a1-4598-a56c-434fcbf2254e 2006-08-15T23:51:51Z 2005-01-06T07:52:16Z

<div> <br/>http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/mormon/ <br/> <br/>I am Amberly Confederate America!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 4 replies </div>

2005-01-06T07:52:16Z Tom http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/5926fb51-3f04-495d-9a96-4b4eea0f3e33 2006-07-15T02:16:41Z 2005-09-14T18:34:31Z

<div>http://www.wral.com/apstrangenews/4962472/detail.html <br/> <br/>Among them: Philadelphia Bunnyface, Faithful Cock, Gentle Fudge, and Obedience Ginger.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 2 replies </div>

Tom 2005-09-14T18:34:31Z Tom http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/530ea77f-8968-4105-8f0a-70cf918d6aa5 2005-12-23T20:20:40Z 2005-12-23T20:20:40Z

<div>A new friendship with a competitive Scrabble (R) player brought me to the National Scrabble Association's web site, and this unlikely name: Winter Zxqkj. See for yourself! <br/> <br/>http://www.scrabble-assoc.com/cgi-bin/player.pl?given=Winter&amp;surname=Zxqkj&amp;country=United+States&amp;exact=1</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 0 replies </div>

Tom 2005-12-23T20:20:40Z http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/41930443-50a7-406e-a3a1-e67bf83b9e83 2005-12-12T07:11:39Z 2004-11-01T19:19:08Z

<div>Some of the fake names in spam messages are highly entertaining. <br/> <br/>Why, just today both Celebrity K. Undefinable and Outlandish L. Undresses invited me to buy pills online.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 18 replies </div>

2004-11-01T19:19:08Z honey_b_licious http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/1d4af637-c817-4634-b041-3e7c3f4d2633 2005-10-30T02:49:21Z 2005-10-28T20:46:50Z

<div>Bunny Crumpacker, author of "The Sex Life of Food: When Body and Soul Meet to Eat."</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 1 reply </div>

honey_b_licious 2005-10-28T20:46:50Z Greg http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/5bde8b47-156f-4607-9932-2a8ffc384a52 2005-09-14T02:54:09Z 2005-09-02T06:18:52Z

<div>Saw this one at work a few days ago, and he works in our Indianapolis office so wouldn't appreciate the humor that we San Franciscans would get out of his name: <br/> <br/>Bart Crowder</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 3 replies </div>

Greg 2005-09-02T06:18:52Z Tom http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/25f2b05c-696f-4e0e-9454-9b7e19dde9d2 2005-08-17T17:58:37Z 2005-08-17T17:58:37Z

<div>I'm working in a escrow/title office in Kern County (California), and started noticing the town name "Moron" on some plat maps. It turns out that was one of the former names of Taft. Here's a reference: http://www.taftchamber.com/tc_storyoftaft.html <br/> <br/>Do you know of other ex-funny names?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 0 replies </div>

Tom 2005-08-17T17:58:37Z Tom http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/be65cb35-2b50-4170-b2e9-002be7beb9a6 2005-08-13T23:59:08Z 2005-08-13T23:59:08Z

<div>So my coworker related how her full name is eight words long -- her parents gave her middle names that included each of her siblings, plus she has a married name. <br/> <br/>I asked her whether she'd ever tried spelling anything from the initials, and she said no. Unfortunately there are few vowels in there, but we eventually settled on: <br/> <br/>"Mmm... Ass V.D." <br/> <br/>Randomly yours, <br/> <br/>--Tom</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 0 replies </div>

Tom 2005-08-13T23:59:08Z Tom http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/4aea072a-57a1-4059-88da-c6a2cde15e9d 2005-08-12T18:14:39Z 2005-08-09T19:31:22Z

<div>Her name is spelled Uyen Nguyen. It's pronounced "Win-win". <br/> <br/>This is in the same office as Rita Lin, BTW. When I called today Ritalin transferred me to win-win. <br/> <br/>*boggle*</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 1 reply </div>

Tom 2005-08-09T19:31:22Z http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/5689b0c3-3481-4b4b-bfca-86f095ca59ef 2005-07-28T19:04:47Z 2004-10-18T03:22:22Z

<div>It is, of course, terribly culturally insensitive to say this, but I get a kick out of really long Thai names. <br/> <br/>The first I encountered was Changsurirothenothenom.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 13 replies </div>

2004-10-18T03:22:22Z GerardP http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/384ead3c-157c-4f88-894e-848e2f6b6e55 2005-07-17T05:41:25Z 2004-08-31T06:04:08Z

<div>I'm hoping also what would fit into this tribe might be tragically, comedically or ironically named people and/or things. Fer instance, for a long time, there was a drinking establishment in the Castro neighborhood in San Francisco by the name of "Dick's".</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 13 replies </div>

GerardP 2004-08-31T06:04:08Z JennyJo http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/d001524b-df11-4727-a279-da8ce93b05ab 2005-07-12T23:33:24Z 2005-07-12T06:40:16Z

<div>"Join the tribe," they said! So here I am. <br/> <br/>One from an office obituary memo (I have apologized elsewhere for laughing my ass off at this--I am a terrible person): Chastity Lockette <br/> <br/>And, I went to school with a girl whose name honestly was Fantasy Windsong. I think maybe her parents let her choose it herself at the age of 12 or something...</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 1 reply </div>

JennyJo 2005-07-12T06:40:16Z http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/314ccaf1-59f6-41d9-8e4d-7b6fbb3600a2 2005-03-01T17:14:03Z 2005-02-25T20:34:42Z

<div> <br/>It's an unfortunate (japanese or russian) name if you live in an English-speaking country.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 1 reply </div>

2005-02-25T20:34:42Z inkvision http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/7557cada-9d53-4a7b-9f12-43cdb02285c2 2005-02-08T07:10:33Z 2005-02-08T07:10:33Z

<div>As received [sic] - gotta love the creative names that a random generator comes up with... <br/> <br/>From: Toupee D. Demure <br/>Subject: Re: Nice Bnlode Teen peervrt action <br/> <br/>From: Scabies A. Trundling <br/>Subject: Fw: Shy Slut getting filled by wild cum</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 0 replies </div>

inkvision 2005-02-08T07:10:33Z Tom http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/f02ff038-fcb2-49cb-a8e8-1507c93b1b37 2005-02-03T23:46:19Z 2005-02-03T23:46:19Z

<div>Seen in a business office: Mr. Aasness. <br/> <br/>(Norwegian, apparently. See also http://www.midwestauctions.com/aasness/_private/index.html .)</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 0 replies </div>

Tom 2005-02-03T23:46:19Z Tom http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/4e5b4d46-e35b-4ed7-b89b-c97c1db73044 2004-12-31T14:52:35Z 2004-12-14T23:12:29Z

<div>I'm currently consulting at an office on Ham Lane. Mmm... <br/> <br/>Thought I'd open the floodgates for your own funny (or ironic) street names.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 1 reply </div>

Tom 2004-12-14T23:12:29Z andylama http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/b525806c-2c90-47ed-a8ce-a3a914704958 2004-11-24T18:25:39Z 2004-11-12T21:57:34Z

<div>I know a man who claims to have grown up in a small town (Barstow, CA) with a boy named BOLIVER SHAGNASTY. <br/> <br/>Evidently, Shagnasty is an actual, albeit rare, surname (possibly related to "Shaughnessy", etc.), but to compound that by naming your baby boy "Boliver". The boy was doomed. <br/> <br/>Actually, come to think of it, I think that would be a fun name to have as an adult.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 3 replies </div>

andylama 2004-11-12T21:57:34Z Damiana http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/ff80be0c-cb98-4c57-9f2a-5581f6b3f039 2004-11-23T19:29:00Z 2004-11-23T19:29:00Z

<div>As seen at work <br/> <br/>Mai Studebaker</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 0 replies </div>

Damiana 2004-11-23T19:29:00Z Greg http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/bdd62198-9487-4661-aefc-12b69d470ee0 2004-11-12T04:40:42Z 2004-11-09T23:15:52Z

<div>Poring through logs of virus detections from folks around the company where I work, I see lots of great names... <br/> <br/> <br/>So I'll begin posting them here. <br/> <br/>Today's name of incredulity: <br/> <br/>Festus Ntiako-Ennin <br/> <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 2 replies </div>

Greg 2004-11-09T23:15:52Z Tom http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/ddce8618-5df5-4f10-9c2c-0efbceab4595 2004-11-12T00:05:15Z 2004-11-04T00:27:38Z

<div>Hymie Jew. <br/> <br/>Of Asian descent, unknown religion.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 5 replies </div>

Tom 2004-11-04T00:27:38Z Tom http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/1f11af3d-659b-423b-8ef2-5b1805275498 2004-10-29T21:59:15Z 2004-10-29T21:59:15Z

<div>Seen on official documents: <br/> <br/>Loyal Heiny, and his wife (Esther) Pearl Heiny. <br/> <br/>But I understand he changed it from Frumer Tuchus for business reasons. [/yiddish]</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 0 replies </div>

Tom 2004-10-29T21:59:15Z andylama http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/a501f80f-3b19-467f-8c80-0c3ae8fe81fb 2004-10-29T20:28:22Z 2004-10-29T20:28:22Z

<div>About 10 years ago in Northridge (CA), there was a realtor who had signs around town: <br/> <br/>JIM POSTHUMOUS <br/> <br/>There was nothing funny, ironic, slick, or clever about him or his signs. I mean, it would be different if his picture depicted a zombie or something, but he looked like an ordinary live dude. <br/> <br/>Seemingly, that was the (poor) guy's name. Memorable, tho.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 0 replies </div>

andylama 2004-10-29T20:28:22Z http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/d90661db-be04-4ce6-a2c8-22e3524ef5b9 2004-10-29T06:04:45Z 2004-10-03T01:51:27Z

<div>...many years ago, there was a woman named Aquanetta. <br/> <br/>Perhaps she was born in a beauty shop!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 1 reply </div>

2004-10-03T01:51:27Z Tom http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/c7a14164-a364-400b-9edf-4171624bff34 2004-10-29T05:55:54Z 2004-10-04T17:24:34Z

<div>I knew her well. Yes, her parents were hippies. <br/> <br/>She went by "Sunny", even though her disposition wasn't.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 1 reply </div>

Tom 2004-10-04T17:24:34Z andylama http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/dda914d3-46bd-4412-bf15-f52497fdde97 2004-10-29T05:47:01Z 2004-10-29T05:47:01Z

<div>About 10 years ago, I rented an apartment where the leasing agent's name was TINA CASHDOLLAR. (wait for it) Not funny or even unusual, except for the fact that she was incredibly forward and trashy, to the point of insinuating quite unambiguously that she might break into my apartment and lie in wait with her clothes off (this would NOT have been a good thing). Ultra-creepy. <br/> <br/>When later relating this story to a female friend, she re-dubbed this person TUNA CASSEROLE CASHBOX, and that name has stuck in my mind like glue for over a decade.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 0 replies </div>

andylama 2004-10-29T05:47:01Z Greg http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/e50093d0-e536-4000-afea-493bc7e9ffdd 2004-10-18T03:20:25Z 2004-10-17T01:47:04Z

<div>OK - here's another one. <br/>The new Executive Vice President of the technology group at my company is named Rebecca Barfknecht - pronounced "Barf-Connect". <br/>Yeah.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 1 reply </div>

Greg 2004-10-17T01:47:04Z Greg http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/e39c2adc-a49e-44fa-8658-fc94f1f6ad7a 2004-10-17T01:42:35Z 2004-10-17T01:42:35Z

<div>...always got a kick of telling about the Hogg family from Tennessee, that named their 2 twin daughters Ima and Yera. <br/>I suspect it may have been a meme, and possibly not true at all. <br/>Nevertheless... that's the one that sticks in my mind.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 0 replies </div>

Greg 2004-10-17T01:42:35Z inkvision http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/67a756b0-31bb-46c6-a1db-3e826a42b356 2004-10-05T03:55:40Z 2004-09-20T20:49:00Z

<div>(reposted from Things Observed - http://thingsobserved.tribe.net) <br/> <br/>Almost every day, I pass by the corner of Middlefield and Whisman. A couple of weeks ago, I spied the funniest sign. At first I did a double-take... the property was for sale by... <br/> <br/>CINNAMON TRIMMER! <br/> <br/>I didn't read it as a name at first, it was just too odd. <br/> <br/>Isn't that just about the perfect porn/tittie-dancing name, ever? They really should reconsider their career in realty... </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 4 replies </div>

inkvision 2004-09-20T20:49:00Z caitie http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/9941290b-b4d3-4858-b95a-1202735d43df 2004-10-04T06:54:44Z 2004-10-01T18:51:31Z

<div>http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/12.html</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 1 reply </div>

caitie 2004-10-01T18:51:31Z http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/97dcbf91-bd63-44b9-a95d-9f7d628f0f39 2004-10-03T01:49:01Z 2004-10-03T01:49:01Z

<div>He was at traffic court same day as me many years ago. <br/> <br/>Everyone giggled when his name was called, and of course the judge asked, "Is that your real name?" Wyld ruefully replied, "Yeah. My parents were hippies." <br/> <br/>For the record, he was a big-haired spandex-wearin metal rocker.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 0 replies </div>

2004-10-03T01:49:01Z caitie http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/2ecbb3a3-8267-4c24-b4f3-50313ea026c5 2004-09-21T22:33:29Z 2004-09-21T16:23:34Z

<div>http://www.mc.maricopa.edu/other/engagement/training/Bios/RaperBio.html <br/> <br/>this guy was my hs best friend's 8th grade history teacher. you'd think raper was enough of a name to saddle a kid with. apparently his parents wanted to get more specific.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 1 reply </div>

caitie 2004-09-21T16:23:34Z Tom http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/fe4ef4fa-b0e0-48c3-8348-911aec499fab 2004-09-21T16:00:25Z 2004-09-21T16:00:25Z

<div>Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... Nazi Ranker. <br/> <br/>http://www.livejournal.com/users/tgeller/13273.html (scroll to the bottom for photo)</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 0 replies </div>

Tom 2004-09-21T16:00:25Z http://funnynames.tribe.net/thread/e71586bc-abdc-4ca1-82e4-47e81f3b90ea 2004-08-31T05:54:41Z 2004-08-31T05:54:41Z

<div>I just came across it and it inspired this tribe. It sounds like a bad porn name.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://funnynames.tribe.net">Funny Names</a> - 0 replies </div>

2004-08-31T05:54:41Z